Original text:

"For us, it boils down to this: How much more boring would the Golden Globes have been without Gervais? So, so much more boring! On a night when almost everyone who was supposed to win did, we'd have fallen asleep without him."

Paraphrase: Ricky Gervais is one of the most controversial Golden Globes host in the history of the award show, so why do they keep asking to come back to host year after year? Maybe because without him the show would be so boring most people would have "fallen asleep without him".

MLA citation: Paskin, Willa. "Did Golden Globes Host Ricky Gervais Blow It Last Night? -- Vulture."New York Magazine -- NYC Guide to Restaurants, Fashion, Nightlife, Shopping, Politics, Movies. 17 Jan. 2011. Web. 30 Jan. 2011. .